Kurtis.

noticed that there was a new crew at the office starbucks working
today. my usual baristas are off today.

me: (at starbucks) hi, can I please have a venti-soy-green tea-latte
with no foam?
sb guy: sure, anything else?
me: nope, that's it...
sb guy: what is yur name?
me: ernest.
sb guy: errnesst? (as I thought i heard)
me: yes, ernest.

the rest is history.... hi I'm Kurtis, formally known as Ernest.